Ann Marie D’Utrera, AKA “Patatita”, or “The Little Potatoe”, or “Fun-Size Spud”, has consistently been listed in Forbe’s top 100 most influential persons list for the past 16 decades.
Be-known for her beauty, quirk and birkenstocks, her badassery and NY-minute attitude is celebrated Cosmos-wide on the 14th of September. This Terran Orbit marks Intergalactic Patatita Day and is celebrated by weird peoples, plants, pets, quasars and rocks Cosmos wide… We’re like all Cyborg-Animist around here, yo.
How do I join the Patatita Fan Club?
These are the rules for initiation:
- Contemplate on how awesome AM is. Gaze intently at her picture and channel teh wisdoms
- Write a poem, sonnet or bad rap track on this awesomeness
- When making big life decisions, ask yourself: “What would AM do?” (Do NOT do what AM would do in the Eighties. Noooo, nooo!)
- Don’t ever ghost AM! Haven’t kept in touch? Atone by dropping her a line RIGHT NOW!
- Make an amazingly silly video for Intergalactic Patatita day. Check out the latest orbit!
- Leave a comment below using a created-for-the-occasion sockpuppet!
- Best sockpuppets will be given access so they can wax lyrical about AM!
- All sock puppets must begin with the first letter of the name AM calls you 😉